My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes
I have made it! I have successfully completed my quest and am now lying cozily in bed.
All is well.
… Or so it seems
“Uh, you know when you have that friend who just thinks they’re a loser, and you know they’re not a loser? And you just kind of want to be like, “hey idiot!” Yeah, this song’s about that guy. It’s called, What A Catch, Donnie.”
Via ♡So Darling Close Yours Eyes♡
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
Hello floor. You are nice.
Laura made chicken pot pie
The night time moon is the same heavenly body as the day time moon.
I feel… Betrayed
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY
I got super emotional and started crying because Laura was watching SOA. So I looked up cat vines.
I can hear colors I think? And am currently lying on the couch with Balrog.
And I’m realizing, once you truly fall in love with someone, no matter how long ago it was, you never really forget them. You can move passed them, move on, go with your life. But you’ll always love them.